I’m only doing one more, ” Ruby said, scrolling through her phone. “Nobody likes a day-drunk hussie.”“ Hey, give yourself some credit. You’ll be a really cute day- drunk hussie.
Oh, you hate your job? Why didn't you say so? There's a support group for that. It's called EVERYBODY, and they meet at the bar.
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Drew Carey
Be wary of strong drink, it can make you shoot at the tax collector...and miss.
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Robert A. Heinlein
In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is Freedom, in water there is bacteria.
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Benjamin Franklin
I like to have a martini, Two at the very most. After three I'm under the table, after four I'm under my host.
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Dorothy Parker
Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol.
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Steve Martin
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Nice driving, ya doomed fucks!
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